The Fun Machine Took A Shit And Died
Lyrics

What?
What?

I've got guns do you wanna
take aim at each other?
Scratch the itch give the finger
Cause' we don't care.

Anyway

Got knives, have you seen 'em?
In your backs, where we keep 'em.
And you're never gonna reach 'em,
well that sounds fair.

Oohh

This is bound to be good.
You can't
but you thought that you could.

*instrumental break*

How ya like your position?
You ain't Robert Mitchum.
You say you give and you give,
why don't you just give in?

Tralala

Young, dumb, drinkin' seamen,
small pond kinda dreamer.
You don't like a raft
why don't you take a swim?

Oohh

This is bound to be good.
You can't
but you thought that you could.

Oohh

How could you win
against
yourself again?

Notes
Available On: Special 'Fun Machine' LP (2005)

This was handed out to some fans on a recent Queens tour.  It is not the original song (which was stolen from the studio), but a partial remake.

Musicians:
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